yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
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he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
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by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie