wat bout pragnant strippers??
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
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You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
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Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
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