I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
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How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
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Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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