sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
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