you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
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She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
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Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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