I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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