they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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