You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
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Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
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In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
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You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
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