Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
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Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
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She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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