All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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