are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
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I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
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Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
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