FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
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He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
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I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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