My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Randomize
