physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
Randomize
