Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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