the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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