Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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