just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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