whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
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Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
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So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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