Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
Last time i carry you out of a forest
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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