now i know why i became what i already was.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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