Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
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I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
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My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
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I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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