Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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