Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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