Please don't use social media to get back at me.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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