He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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