It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
This is your morning-after text courtesy of your very confused friend!! :) To discuss "what the hell were you trying to tell me last night," press 1. To laugh over your drunken antics, press 2. To pretend like none of it even happened (or to respond with concurrent confusion because you have no idea), press 3.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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