Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
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This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
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Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
And my parents said I crawled through the house
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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