Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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