is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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