Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
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Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
We are two peas in an std pod
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you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
Randomize