I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
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Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
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Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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