I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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