ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
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