so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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