my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
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My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
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Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
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