Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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