Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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