hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
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