Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
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