question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
Nobody cheats on THIS.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Randomize
