Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
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his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
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You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
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