So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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