He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
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she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
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Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
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