One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
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is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
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ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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