I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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