Someone shit on the floor
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I have peed in a lot of sinks
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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