Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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