A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
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