There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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