Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
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