STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
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I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
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Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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