I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
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